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Confessions of a Crypto Noob
Mistakes Were Made. So Were Memes.
By A.B. Gobling

A comedy-packed survival guide through the blockchain blender. From accidental rugpulls to haunted NFTs, this goblin-brained crypto memoir is full of chaos, confessions, and cautionary tales. 15 chapters. 75 bonus inserts. Zero financial advice.

For anyone who’s ever clicked the wrong button and called it “DYOR.”
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DEXorcist Field Notes (Vol. 0.5): 
Minor Possessions and Wallet Hauntings

A forbidden appendix to the original DEXorcism grimoire.
Unearth cursed tokens, haunted wallets, ghost approvals, and echo signatures in this unholy field guide for on-chain survival.
Read it at your own risk. Some things can’t be unchained.



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