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My name is Alsatian, a 33 year old working dog on the internet. I am a gamer at heart and a lover of food. 

As an extrovert I love hanging out with friends, going to meets and cons. I own a fursuit of my character and love being a dorky, fluffy goofball. 

I did a cook study and love to cook and make new recipes. I struggled with obesity and managed to lose 45 kg's in a couple of years. It has inspired me become a certified nutritionist. I love nerding about food and fitness. 

I started my trade towards furries with Furtrition: From Fluf to Fit! Check it out in the linktree!

You can poke me on Telegram but understand that I have a very busy life and therefore not the time and energy for small talk. However, I love voicechatting with people to talk about deep philosophical things. So I definitely like quality talks. 

My favourite music is theatrical music like Two Steps from Hell, game music and movie music. I am also a big fan of 80s and 90s Rock. 

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@alsatianthewise

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