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Humor writer. Satirist. Third thing.
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We’ve officially won the war we’re currently and indefinitely fighting
We’ve officially won the war we’re currently and indefinitely fighting
“I am proud to announce that we have won the war—the one we’re fighting right now, indefinitely. We have declared victory, which will help morale during the ...
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ICE wants YOU to put your LEFT foot in then put your LEFT foot out then DO the hokeypokey and TURN IN your brother-in-law whom YOU didn’t realize THIS would AFFECT.
The Elements of Style, 2025
The Elements of Style, 2025
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Excerpts & Essays
My essay for Lit Hub on satire
My essay for Lit Hub on satire
Book excerpt on McSweeney's
Book excerpt on McSweeney's
Are you tired of not being rich? Do you want to make thousands of extra dollars every month without breaking a sweat? Great news: all you need to d...
Book excerpt in the New Yorker
Book excerpt in the New Yorker
“Pension Peninsula”: Two dozen autoworkers spend a month living together at a beautiful resort. If one of them even pecks another one on the cheek, they all lose their pensions.
Book excerpt on McSweeney's
Book excerpt on McSweeney's
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