@valerieknees

Half Empty Half Full - a literary comedy show

I’m a Chunky Geometric Statement Necklace, and I’m Here to Solve the Woman Invisibility Problem - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

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Poem - Henry Winkler Gives Me Permission to Quit Therapy, FreezeRay

Poem - He Asks About My Kinks, Rattle

Poem - Despairathon, Abandon Journal

SUPPORT Post-Roe Abortion - Donate to Whole Woman's

Poem - Spigot Fairy, Whiskey Tit

Poem - Zillow, Jupiter Review

Order Imaginary Frenemies - Poetry Chapbook

Coffee Break with Candace & David Interview

Poem - The Red Hot Dogs from North Dakota, Olney Magazine

Poem - Eddie Vedder Saved Me From A Cult, Olney Magazine

Poem - Ode to a Mansplainer, Drunk Monkeys

Poem - My Immune System Ignites a Forest Fire on My Face, aka A Pandemic Stress Pantoum, Pine Hills Review

An Apology to the Guitar I Bought at the Beginning of the Pandemic That Is Now Collecting Dust Beside My Cat Tower -Robot Butt

Poem - My Frenemy, the Super Plus Tampon, Gnashing Teeth

Poem - The God Grid Saved Texas, Anti-Heroin Chic

Poem - Remnants on the Pool Table's Soft Felt, Anti-Heroin Chic

Poem - Burnt Honey, Anti-Heroin Chic

Hanging Your Name on the Wall - Disquiet Arts

Poem - Recollections from the Poet's Training Bra, Disquiet Arts

Poem - First Date with Herman Melville Reincarnated

Poem - Bette Midler Dispenses Stray Advice During a Playground Game of Red Rover

SMILE MORE (but with your eyes!) 11/21 virtual show

Poem - An Endless Driving Election Year Sestina - Oddball Mag

Which Plastic Island Getaway is Right For You?

EMAIL SIGN-OFFS EMPLOYERS WILL FIRE YOU FOR, ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE A WOMAN

Thinking of Quitting Your Safe Middle Management Job to Pursue a Comedy Career?