YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF FILTHY SHIT I LISTEN TO THAT INSPIRES ME TO WRITE SOME OF THE FILTHIEST SHIT IMAGINABLE? YO, CHECK THIS MOFO OUT, THIS IS THE HARDCORE SHIT, I LOVE THIS SHIT:

TOO MUCH FILTH? OH WE JUST GETTING STARTED, I GOT THIS ONE INSPIRATION FROM A LONG NIGHT OF SEX AND DRUGS, SO HARDCORE. YOUR PARENTS WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS GUY IS EVEN SAYING BECAUSE HE SCREAMS LIKE A FUCKING TIGER:

DID THAT EXCITE YOUR INNER ALPHA MALE / APLHA SISTER / ALPH ALPHA? HOW HARD WE GON GET BEFORE YOU UNDERSTAND, REAL VIBES PRODUCE REAL VIBES. WE GETTING DIRTY. THIS SHIT IS MUD. GET READY TO HEADBANG SLUTS.

HAD ENOUGH YET? YOU FUCKIN TIRED OF HARDCORE MUSICS? I DISCOVERED THIS ONE GUY IN THE BASEMENT OF AN ABANDONED STRIP MALL, EVERYONE WAS DOING SOME KIND OF SUBSTANCE YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER HEARD OF WHILE CUTTING OFF THEIR OWN BODY PARTS. YOUR PARENTS ARE GONNA BE SO MAD WHEN THEY FIND OUT YOU'RE LISTENING TO THIS MOFO:

YOU GET IT YET? INSPIRATION COMES FROM MANY PLACES AND CAN ONLY MAX WHEN YOU STOP GIVING A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT SHIT. THAT BAND YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO IN HIGHSCHOOL BECAUSE YOUR HOMIE CALLED IT "GAY"? JOKES ON YOU, THAT BAND WAS ACTUALLY REALLY COOL AND YOUR FRIENDS WERE LOSERS. GO FIND THAT STUFF AND HUFF IT, HUFF MUSIC, WITH YOUR EARS. HUFF MUSIC WITH YOUR EARS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE D:<

I AM GIVING YOU PERMISSION TO LISTEN TO ANYTHING YOU WANT. DO YOU LOVE THE METALIC SOUND OF RIDDEM BUT YOU'RE BFF WAS LIKE "NAW DAWG". FUCK IT, JUST LISTEN TO IT. YOU WANNA GET DOWN TO SOME BARBIE GIRL BY AQUA? NO ONE IS STOPPING YOU. RAP IS NOT CRAP, COUNTRY IS NOT YEEYEE, EVERYTHING IS GOOD, EVERYTHING IS COOL. FUCK, JUST FIND SHIT YOU LOVE BECAUSE LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO NOT HAVE SOME MUSIC IN YOUR LIFE.

>:C