Recent reviews by FireKingExtreme

talking about paradox to my friend caused me to clog my toilet.

my god... a B i was until a flew out of orbit and through the sun, i realized the sun actually rotates around the moon and that the moon has physics... holy molly this game has depth...

look at my hours, now look at the price of the game, you know what to do.

NEO Scavenger is a very fun yet frustrating game, I have a love yet hate relationship with this game, the game does truly give a amazing experience but the pros are heavily outweighed by the cons, you will pretty much ALWAYS die to random ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that you had no dame control over, you will get scratched when scavenging for loot while wearing 3 shirts, a hoodie plus a animal pelt vest, the start is to brutal which puts RUST to shame which forces you to make the same type of build so that you can survive the start (Athletic, Strong and Trapping) the game was last updated in 2017 so non of this ♥♥♥♥ is going to get fixed, and with the game being the state it is I cant recommend it, you can have the best dame gear and get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stun locked killed by some dame preacher with a spear who for some dame reason refuses to communicate with you and kills you instead, I love this game but I hate how neglected it is, if the random ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deaths where taken away, the turn based combat was... not turn based... and you had some sort of control which required skill to win and the start being made less brutal and progressively harder the longer you survive the game would be amazing, but sadly it isn't, you cant even repair your own equipment and will most likely lose said loot/items you had because your backpack fell apart without you noticing. im sorry but im gonna have to give this game a no.

complete edition my ass this thing lags so much that this game is unplayable, you just removed the old gta4 from the store just so that you can inject your autistic social club for a single player game that NO ONE WANTS! screw you rockstar, i had expect more from you.

i love the game with all my heart, but the fact is that i dislike its luck based mechanics in this game, holding onto multiple upgrade kits waiting for a good gun to appear and dying because you still haven't found a f*cking gun worth upgrading is by far the most painful crap in the universe and if unlucky enough (which does happen) you will most likely not even find a good gun for an hours which will make you more furious and upset because no one f*cking likes to only use a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pistol for hours, but rather then that, the game is a gem that should be bought by anyone who like a good challenge.

be me: webber
*starts shipwrecked game*
makes $hit raft
looks for island
finds island
no gold
goes to another island
no gold
8 island
finally have 3 gold nuggets
sadly one of the dame apes stole one of my gold
still not enough to make an alchemy machine even if i had 4 gold
sees that its day 7 and remembered i have wasted too much time
*makes new world*
makes an even $hittyer raft made of wood because the start island doesn't have enough flint to make a "sword"
chops down trees
RNjesus gives me poison snake every time
gets poisoned
(big brain time) if i chop enough trees a poison snake will spawn and i will have a chance of getting venom gland and also get lots of wood
commit to woodie main
1 chest full of wood later
still no venom gland
thank you RNjesus
*looks up on wiki and see poison snakes have a 20% to drop venom gland
nice
runs out of axes
tries to make an axe
not enough sticks
looks on map for saplings
no saplings on home island
wtf m9 why would you do this
gives up and lets the poison consume me
dies from poison
*makes new world*
doing good
(mid hurricane season)
running from crocodogs in the night back to base
sees sealnado that spawned in my base
sealnado does &ay super succ move the second i see him with my torch
gets on shot killed
*sigh*
makes new world
still looking for gold on day 5
gives up and goes back to don't starve together to play alone like always
10/10

MY GOD what a game i really wish there where MORRO like this game just UHHHH 69/69 lets have a slow walk and make love in the bed and get arrested because it was someones elses bed (plus racism = realist) 10 good boy points for that welp my review is done back to playing some MORRO *takes a nice slow walk around the woods of morrowind*