The day tValve actually fix any of their games is the day that Denali Brehmer gets a pardon.
We can only hope

type of dude to stay away from if im being real scammed me and he was dating a 15 year old girl on snapchat he is like 28 also he spends all his days with kids under the age of 21 watching anime and he works for the feds stay away please

bro this is the livestock animal collective po box no i dont

DING DING DING - Payment is overdue paypig, don't keep me waiting

-rep stole my dog

+Rep Good Survivor.

i wanna make a contract

suck me

hi

It starts off as a little innocent historical appreciation of all things Prussian. Then slowly, you find yourself calling it Königsberg not Kaliningrad. You play all those computer strategy games, always choosing Germany and trying to establish your own little digital 4th Reich. Next thing you know you're wearing combat boots and chain wallets with Iron Cross symbols to school. Eventually you get accused of being a Nazi, to which you reply that "the Wehrmacht never did anything bad, it was the SS that were Nazis." You terrify your local neighborhood with your badass all black Wehrmacht officer's trench coat and cap. You annihilate any and all Nazi accusations with a lightning-fast and devastating "Rommel did nothing wrong." Everything's going awesome until one day somebody's had enough of your ♥♥♥♥-- Ivan smashes you over the head with a hammer and sickle-- "GTFO CYKA!" You collapse and he pisses over your body while chugging a bottle of vodka.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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WOW OMG Kyubey-Chan ur really funny :3 I don't wanna do that my soul is really cool. Plus like isn't my soul really like important... Let's hang out some time ;)

Unsatisfied. I called only to be greeted by someone who sounded like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 1-star -rep

Your waifu is trash kid

Hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, My name is Jon, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ♥♥♥♥♥? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; ♥♥♥♥ was SO cash). You are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my ♥♥♥♥♥

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would ♥♥♥♥ again

10/10 gave me free rimjob

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You're cool I'll forgive you for your name xD

Really nice person and fun to game with!