Counter Strike 2 (CS2): The digital battleground where every player is a self-proclaimed tactical genius with the ego of a dictator. These keyboard warriors strut around like they invented the game, spouting unsolicited “pro tips” and blaming teammates for every pixel missed, all while their own aim looks like a toddler’s first attempt at finger painting. They’re convinced they’re the MVP, the clutch king, the ultimate strategist—despite the fact that half the time they’re just running around yelling into their mic, making everyone else question their life choices.