teenage me was geekin mb jit

Rip Techna gone forever

Mom?

Pc > PS garbage

Pc > Console

you ever rip hairs off your chest for fun?

No, im mummy

Are you my father?

Wott

Dad?

and an alpaca lord knows best

your waifu is trash

Anime is a false reality

This is weeb clan territory.

I existed here like before your time uncle joshie

Wtf alpaca get off my weeaboo friends profile

kill all men

pastrami

✡Greetings; my given name is Richard Harrison and the facility we have entered is a retail establishment that specializes in unredeemed goods, which is the legal property of yours truly. I currently employ my paternal parental unit, alias, "Elderly Male," and the offspring of oneself, whose given name is Corey Harrison, yet has assumed the identity, "Large Hoss." Each individual item currently possessed by my fine retail establishment beholds a lengthy narrative and of course, this being a legal retail establishment, can be acqulred for reasonable compensation. I have been the legal facilitator of this established haberdashery since the year MCMXCV, and in those XXI years, I have been gradually lnformed that; thy shall, at no time in the past, future, or present, be aware of by means of observation or inqulry, any details whatsoever of the material goods that will proceed past the aperture of my structure where goods are acquired and distributed simultaneously.

dangermare stop

Helo their, sry but I am just noticed ur profile and wow are u cuet. some guys may say all this things to u like Sun and Moon blah blah IDIOTS. I will buy u what ur prety littel heart is desired. <3 If u aske to me " Hey how i know such thing is truth?'

Just believe in ur pretty lttle heart that I am for u love always. I am divorece before this so am very good at sex and laundry, I have job at successful job mining, very wealthy and single

hint: I have lot of money for all for you babe

GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. HOLDS UP BOLTER MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.

PRAISE THE EMPEROR

BATTLE BROTHER

No u

♥♥♥♥♥ u mad mf ugly b looking like the little ginger kid from little einstein kill urself btch ill shoot u mf ass meet me irl ♥♥♥♥ outta here wicho dorito ass shaped head btch albino gorilla lookin ass mf ill flame u dumb spotty white pizza shaped head lookin elongated ass nose marshmallow man crusty ass mf self right here btch

S U P E R F R I E N D S

Special message from: : I love u

ASL?

I could go back to plane senpai

u are always Alpaca in my heart. ~ RIP Your Alpaca Waifu~ 2016-current year

I knew what I was doing btw.

who the ♥♥♥♥ is alpaca waifu
cheating at me sir?

I'm just an average gamer.I log on to play my games.I log off for Lord Trump.
I PLAY CoD NOT CS:GO! They are not the same at all!
It's better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. So i won't pretend to be a cute girl (i'm a woman anyway ) just to flatter any male ego.Get it or get out!
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DON'T FLIRT! ( I AM ENGAGED to my wonderful soulmate )
I'm Your Alpaca Waifu's soulmate personal nympho
- DON'T BEG FOR GAMES OR OTHER STUFF, EVER!
- DON'T BOTHER ADDING ME FOR FREE STUFF --> YOU WILL BE REMOVED/BLOCKED!
- I'M NOT A BABYSITTER NOR A THERAPIST- ONLY ADULTS 30+ AND SANE PEOPLE ARE WELCOME!

If you annoy me after reading this, you're obviously freaking retarded. Please let me know so I can remove you immediately!I'm crazy about doggies I love Trance I love House I love Rock I love Alternative I passionately love movies I'm a series addict I love the 80's I love Madonna I love Lana Del Rey I love silence.

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