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ㅤ* If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
ㅤ* Two drunk men sat in a pub. One says to the other, "Does your watch tell the time?"
"The other replies, "No, mate. You have to look at it."
ㅤ* I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
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