You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hii Stranger: hey You: are you a girl or a boy ? Stranger: i'm a boy Stranger: what about you? You: i'm a girl You: where are you from ? Stranger: ohio Stranger: what brings you on omegle anyway? You: good question You: im lonely Stranger: aww Stranger: tragic :( You: haah yes maybe You: how old are you ? Stranger: i'm 20 Stranger: what about you? You: 21 You: how's the weather ? Stranger: haha horrible Stranger: its freezing You: that's awesomee Stranger: i hope its nicer where you are You: i love cold You: it's hot as hell here Stranger: usually i do too, but its -10 Fahrenheit here Stranger: lucky, where are you? You: i'm in the coast of Ecuador You: Salinas You: in south america You: haha Stranger: oh haha You: so do you study or something ? Stranger: not exactly. Stranger: so it made more sense to quit school and just go into work early Stranger: what about you? You: same heree You: hi5! Stranger: haha yay! You: almost the same You: i didn't pass physics so i couldn't get into university Stranger: oh

Stranger: i started off at university, but i was making decent money on the side programming You: so i've been working since then Stranger: i didn't like physics either Stranger: what do you do? You: i worked at a real estate company You: but my contract finished 1 month ago You: so i've been unemployed since then You: i need a jobbbbbbbb omg Stranger: aww You: what's the side programming ? Stranger: oh i meant i was programming in addition to going to university Stranger: now i just revise code for other people Stranger: i'm toying with the idea of going back to school so i can get a masters degree in business You: that is awesome You: you should totally go back You: i'll go back too You: in april or may Stranger: cool You: it's better to have a degree Stranger: hope you have better luck this time You: i won't choose the same uni this time lol Stranger: haha good choice Stranger: so what do you do with all your free time? Stranger: i imagine being unemployed and out of school gives you a lot of free time You: hahah omg yes You: i'm studying french on saturdays You: and You: on week days You: i don't do almost nothing You: go out You: nothing interesting Stranger: going out is almost always interesting :P Stranger: plus you're a girl so you can go out while broke and still have people buy you drinks haha You: hahha You: maybe You: i haven't tried You: what if they're pervs Stranger: then you take the free drink and walk away when they get pervy haha You: run away*

Stranger: yup Stranger: the whole club thing is sort of foreign to me. i usually opt for the smaller bars You: why is it foreign for you You: ? Stranger: its just not something i do too much You: why not ? You: you don't like it ? Stranger: can't really say for sure Stranger: it just didn't appeal to me Stranger: i'd rather go to a smaller bar with a group of friends than a club You: that's cool You: so you have a gf ? Stranger: nope You: why not ? Stranger: split with a long term gf over the summer and havent really been looking for another Stranger: it was in both our best interests to split so we're still cool with each other You: that's really cool You: how long were you together ? Stranger: a couple years You: that's a lot Stranger: haha yeah. tell me about it Stranger: i'm just glad we still get along well You: hey Stranger: hows your love life? You: you haven't told me your name haha Stranger: hmm? Stranger: oh haha Stranger: i'm linus Stranger: but most people call me lyle You: really linus ? Stranger: yeah Stranger: and you? You: that's an awesome name You: like linux Stranger: haha i guess You: i'm Lu You: that's how people call me You: and i won't tell you my long name Stranger: aww Stranger: i'd like to know it You: nope

Stranger: your choice You: haha You: i just don't like ittttt You: :c Stranger: i can relate haha Stranger: it was kind of awkward being named linus in high school You: but it's a good name You: and i like it Stranger: i like it more now Stranger: anyway, you didn't tell me if you've got a bf or not Stranger: or gf. i won't judge :P You: hahah You: i met a guy last year You: from france You: so we've tried long distance relationship Stranger: nice Stranger: hope it worked out for you two You: i hope it works lol You: he'll come to south america in april Stranger: is that related to you learning french? You: maybe :p You: but there are more reasons You: like You: i wanna be a flight attendant/stewardess Stranger: sounds fun You: and it would be awesome to know 3 languages Stranger: a friend of mine actually applied for that job Stranger: but now she works at a hospital Stranger: english, spanish, and french? You: yess You: i'm trying to improve my english Stranger: honestly, you're doing very well Stranger: if it wasn't for your difficulty with idioms, i would assume you were a native english speaker You: hahah maybe You: but You: when you hear me You: i mean, when I talk, I get really nervous You: and start talking bs You: and i don't practice very often You: almost never Stranger: do you get nervous speaking spanish as well? You: nope Stranger: then i wouldn't worry too much Stranger: you'll sound natural soon enough

You: if only i had someone to practice with.. Stranger: if only :P You: haha Stranger: i think i should tell you the truth Stranger: i may have told a teensy lie about who i am You: hahah Stranger: i'm actually 24, a writer, and going into law You: ok ? Stranger: but in all fairness, i come on here to lie to create new characters Stranger: mostly because i assume other people are lying too You: hahah that's awesome Stranger: i'm glad you see it like that You: so you're still lying ? Stranger: no no no Stranger: all truth now Stranger: i'm single, i actually dont like clubs, and it really is insanely cold here Stranger: oh, and i do live in ohio You: hahah you're insane, but the best people are Stranger: i've been hearing that a lot lately Stranger: oh Stranger: and linus is just my middle name Stranger: my first name is actually alex You: ok linus Stranger: haha You: you'll still be linus Stranger: call me whatever you like though You: sorry Stranger: few people call me alex anyway Stranger: most go by my last name which i won't tell you :P You: why not ? Stranger: i'm a very private person Stranger: just my nature You: well You: it's oaky You: oakfdjwd You: okay You: * Stranger: haha Stranger: i had a hunch you meant that You: hahah the perks of writing fast You: so what do you write ? Stranger: mostly abstract narratives Stranger: short stories

Stranger: i do some free lance writing jobs on the side You: stories about what ? Stranger: as its is more consistent pay Stranger: whatever seems to a come naturally Stranger: i wrote a short story about someone using the mentally handicapped to smuggle drugs across borders You: idk the word "smuggle" haha Stranger: other times its been meta-stories about the making of a movie You: got it You: translated it haha Stranger: oh haha Stranger: i was flipping though my notebook of ideas and stories Stranger: sorry haha Stranger: anyway, i come on here sometimes claiming to be characters i want to write about You: hahaha omgg Stranger: and when people ask me questions about myself, i create the character's background Stranger: it helps me make the characters more real i suppose You: that's really awesome You: so everybody lies here ? Stranger: i'm actually not sure Stranger: but everybody likes to tell stories and hear others' stories You: so everybody lies You: you've opened my eyes Stranger: haha nooooo You: hahah You: yess maybe Stranger: but you told the truth, right? :P You: yesss, linus You: i don't lie You: don't like it Stranger: anyone who goes online and discusses their private life with a complete stranger is a very good person as far as i'm concerned You: except if they're making up a life Stranger: no i mean those who honestly discuss it Stranger: i know i have my flaws haha You: haha You: and what if you're still lying ? Stranger: which, again, i should apologize for You: do you wear glasses ? Stranger: i'd like for you to trust that i'm telling the truth now as i've told you why i lie here Stranger: but not all the time

Stranger: yes Stranger: my eyes aren't good, but i can function normally without htem Stranger: without glasses* You: are you hot You: ? Stranger: depends Stranger: do you find slim, blond and fair skin hot? You: wait, i'll translate that Stranger: i'm 155lbs, 5'9, kind of shaggy blond hair, hazel eyes You: yes i guess Stranger: thanks, i guess :P You: you're welcome haha You: can I see you ? Stranger: only if i can see you You: only if you won't lie Stranger: of course Stranger: i'm all honesty now You: i hope so You: or i'll kill you You: in the distance Stranger: well lets hope it never comes to that You: i hope so Stranger: am i going to find out what you look like? You: am i going to find out what YOU look like ? Stranger: i told you already :P You: hahah ok so You: should I send you a photo of me ? Stranger: if you want one of me You: hahah You: stop You: so i'll send a link now Stranger: haha okay You: [Link] You: girl with long hair You: your turn! You: and you'd better not lie Stranger: would anyone lie about looking like me? :P You: haahah You: [Link] You: here's another Stranger: cute You: so send yourss

Stranger: did you see mine? Stranger: [Link] You: [Link] Stranger: also, i like your friends hat in the second picture haha You: another ! You: send :3 Stranger: you still there? haha You: yessss You: you left me You: oakdfkfd Stranger: i sent you my pic and you never replied :P You: yes I did see it You: and I asked you to send another You: and then You: you You: disappeared Stranger: oh Stranger: so you didn't see the one i linked from facebook? Stranger: [Link] You: nope i hadn't seen it Stranger: also, congrats. you got me to log on to facebook. that's a rare accomplishment these days You: hahaha You: so you don't like facebook ? Stranger: not at all You: me neitherr You: I was just thinking about deactivating my account last night Stranger: i always consider doing that Stranger: but there are about 4 people who i can only contact through facebook You: and the others? You: how can you contact them ? Stranger: phone or email if i have to Stranger: occasionally skype You: awesome Stranger: but i only really use skype to talk to a small group of close friends You: why don't you talk to them in real life ? Stranger: some of them i do Stranger: others live in other states You: so what time is it where you are ? Stranger: what would you use if you didn't use facebook? Stranger: 3:30

You: 3:30 afternoon ? You: haha of course You: silly me You: so we're in the same You: -5 Stranger: haha yeah You: i forgot the wordd You: whatever Stranger: timezone? You: yes thattt You: omg You: so you look a little like ed sheeran Stranger: haha i have to look this guy up now Stranger: whoa Stranger: he's a ginger You: hahah but in the first link you sent, you look like him Stranger: oh haha Stranger: i can see that now You: hahah You: so weird You: you're cute Stranger: you too Stranger: i have to ask Stranger: in that third picture Stranger: why do all of you have matching shirts? You: because we were in a You: contest? You: idk You: and we had to compete with other groups You: and guess what !! Stranger: you won?! You: yesss we did You: we won $4000 Stranger: nice! You: $1k for each one Stranger: not bad at all You: i'll send you that photo Stranger: what was the contest? You: it wasn't a contest haha You: it was like You: a competition You: volley You: and others Stranger: volleyball? You: yess

You: [Link] You: and others You: it was like You: a lot of competitions You: like games You: on tv :3 You: we appeared on tv Stranger: sounds fun haha You: so did you see the photo ? You: with our big check Stranger: haven't found it yet Stranger: i'm browsing that page You: [Link] You: here Stranger: wait, thats you at the top? You: wheree Stranger: [Link] Stranger: i can't tell Stranger: everyone is looking down haha You: hahah You: yes me You: i'll find a better one Stranger: LA REBELION You: hahah that name was my idea btw Stranger: i like it Stranger: good pick You: [Link] You: [Link] You: im not the one in glasses You: lol Stranger: i've always wanted to win a giant check You: me too Stranger: and now you have one! You: but i didn't keep it You: my friend, the one in glasses kept it Stranger: aww Stranger: steal it back! haha You: i haven't talked to her since then haha You: she's supposed to be my best friend but we haven't talked since that day, march 30, 2013 Stranger: wow

Stranger: how come? You: idk You: i guess she's busy with her long time boyfriend You: and she lives in the city You: so, the last time that I sent her a message in facebook, she didn't reply so You: i didn't try again Stranger: thats a shame Stranger: hope you two hang out again You: me too You: when all my friends have vacations in 2 weeks, I think we'll hang out again and I won't feel so lonely Stranger: from those pictures i have a hard time viewing you as the lonely type You: it's bc those photos are oldddddd Stranger: you just seem very sociable Stranger: oh haha You: i've been lonely for months You: haha You: really You: i think i'm depressed of something You: or* Stranger: i dont know why we're laughing at you being lonely, but i'll stop Stranger: :P You: hahaha Stranger: people think i'm depressed too Stranger: mostly because i'm chronically bored You: whyy You: are you lying ? Stranger: nope Stranger: it runs in my family, so my parents think its a possibility You: the lying thing or the bored thing ? Stranger: i dont think i'm depressed though Stranger: no to the lying thing Stranger: i am actually chronically bored You: hahah You: or boring ? You: you're not boring You: i've had a good time with you this afternoon Stranger: thanks Stranger: i'm enjoying it too Stranger: but i have a hard time finding stimulation Stranger: so i end up bored frequently You: haha that sounds weird

You: and perv Stranger: perv? Stranger: oh Stranger: mental stimulation* You: stimulation haha Stranger: i can see the misunderstanding now You: hahaha You: sorry You: it's my dirty head Stranger: yeah yeah Stranger: who's the perv now? :P You: youu Stranger: whoa You: hahah You: no :8 You: im kidding You: no one's perv here Stranger: haha i'd hope so You: unless you are Stranger: i am not You: good for you, linus You: i love your name Stranger: thats the name no one calls me by too Stranger: well Stranger: except for you You: i love it bc it starts with L, like my name haha You: and You: it ends with S You: like my name Stranger: you still havent told me your full first name You: nope Stranger: aww You: no need to Stranger: you know my middle name though :( You: because you were lying in the first place Stranger: haha riiiight Stranger: i'm telling the truth now though Stranger: if that's any consolation You: it is haha You: why are you bored ? Stranger: i'm sure if i asked a psychologist they'd say its a personality disorder Stranger: but i won't You: i think it's not a disorder You: my sister gets bored so easily

You: and no disorder Stranger: i've had psychology students tell me i'm a sociopath :( Stranger: might be that Stranger: actually, theres a kind of funny story that goes along with that Stranger: i was at a halloween party a couple years ago Stranger: and i was hanging out with a psych student friend of mine Stranger: when someone asked me how i knew the host/where i go Stranger: i created this huge story about living in cali and running a longboard shop You: hahaha Stranger: my friend just sort of watched silently as a created this story without any hesitation Stranger: afterwards he said there must be something wrong with me if i can do that so easily You: yesss You: you can lie so easily You: ewfhds You: omg You: i wrote something wrong You: or not Stranger: haha Stranger: easily is right Stranger: dont worry :) You: it's just that some words sound the samee You: and i You: hgvfsbncdx Stranger: that isn't a word... You: yes it is You: you just have to see through it Stranger: it looks like you wanted to say have Stranger: but got lost somewhere You: hahaha You: it's just random letters You: when i get confused You: so You: sjdkjacnxk Stranger: fjaksbfa Stranger: okay Stranger: i should tell you that i never lie about anything important Stranger: just so you don't get the wrong impression about me You: hahah You: you're crazy Stranger: it seems like you are still a little skeptical of me :( Stranger: i'm not crazy. just unique haha

You: hahah You: i still doubt about you You: but it must be normal since you started the conversation lying Stranger: yeaaah, its completely normal to have your doubts about me, but i'll still tell you again Stranger: i'm only speaking the truth now You: if you say so, linus Stranger: i still want to know your name Stranger: since you said it ends with s like mine You: oki You: no problem You: it's not like you'll repeat it, right ? Stranger: unlikely Stranger: but if you really dont want to tell me, just say so and i won't ask again You: it's okay You: it's Lourdes You: but everybody calls me Lu, or Lula, or Luli You: nice to meet you Stranger: luli! Stranger: haha i love it Stranger: and i honestly dont know how i would pronounce your full name You: hahah You: don't pronounce it You: no need to Stranger: works for me, luli You: ok, linus Stranger: :p Stranger: so what do you have planned for the rest of your day? You: idk You: my mom called me bc a friend of hers needs help with her computer or something You: so i think i'll go at 5 Stranger: you're pretty knowledgeable about computers? You: yess :3 Stranger: you're just full of surprises Stranger: of course you know what linux is Stranger: so i should be too surprised You: hahah You: yes i do You: no you shouldn't Stranger: are you thinking about going into computer sciences when you go back to school? You: yesss

You: system ing You: eng Stranger: cool You: hadh You: jkcadsnjnx You: what did you mean by "going into law" ? Stranger: i started off studying Information Systems Stranger: but switched to philosophy Stranger: law school You: you're in law school ? Stranger: not yet Stranger: soon though Stranger: hopefully Stranger: its a very competitive environment You: why ? Stranger: i mean like starting wages of 100,000 per year You: ahh You: but you haven't finished philosophy ? Stranger: i have Stranger: back in may You: i'm lost Stranger: hmm Stranger: well Stranger: in order to attend law school i needed a bachelors degree Stranger: i started off studying information systems but later switched to philosophy Stranger: now that i've graduated with a degree in philosophy i can attend law school Stranger: i dont know if i explained it any better haha You: and are you currently working ? You: yess haha Stranger: yeah, i'm writing Stranger: remember :P You: and you get paid ? Stranger: yeah You: a lot or a little or a lottle ? Stranger: enough to get by, not enough to thrive Stranger: i have money saved up from previous jobs Stranger: so i just write to pass the time and pick up some spending money Stranger: does it make a bit more sense now? You: yessss You: i don't have to go to that computer thing now You: it's on saturday Stranger: ah

Stranger: cool Stranger: so there go your plans, huh? You: yes haha You: now i don't have anything to do You: i'll be bored soon Stranger: :( Stranger: do you read much? You: yess You: i love reading Stranger: its the cure for boredom! You: i should read You: i downloaded some books on the weekend Stranger: what have you been reading recently? Stranger: cool, what did you get? You: books for girls You: haha You: the last book i read was The fault in our stars Stranger: i dont think i've heard of that Stranger: you like it? You: i love it You: they made a movie about it You: trailer will come out tomorrow You: john green's books are so awesome Stranger: that name seems like it should be familiar Stranger: did he write anything i'd recognize? You: not really You: you're a boy Stranger: that might explain it Stranger: what should i do today? :/ You: talk to me Stranger: or tonight rather You: talk to me Stranger: haha i should Stranger: but i cant sit at my laptop all day :P You: haha You: you won't have a butt by the end of the day Stranger: haha right Stranger: i just opted to take a break from sitting and lay down Stranger: i've been at a desk chair for too long now You: me tooooooooo Stranger: welcome to the comfort club You: haha You: wait Stranger: its a club Stranger: for people who are comfortable

You: how can i join ? Stranger: are you comfortable? You: not really, i have to change clothes bc i thought i was going out, so i'll put my pijamas now Stranger: well step one is get comfortable Stranger: step two is join! Stranger: step three is to not judge me for making up comfort club You: you're the best at making things up Stranger: it comes naturally :P You: i'm sure Stranger: but just so we're on the same page Stranger: you're comfortable now, right? :P You: yes haha Stranger: welcome to the club! You: can I say that I like you ? Stranger: of course Stranger: but only if its the truth :P You: lol You: i dont lie Stranger: then you definitely can! You: haha You: i like you, linus Stranger: i like you too, luli You: i should go now, linus Stranger: haha okay Stranger: will i be seeing you around? :P You: maybe Stranger: anyway, how would you like to arrange that? You: you can come to Ecuador You: you don't need visa and you can stay here for 90 days You: i could go there but i need visa Stranger: i honestly dont think i can Stranger: at least not now Stranger: or in the near future You: i was kidding Stranger: i mean i intend to travel at some point Stranger: ecuador wasn't something i had in mind Stranger: but i've heard good things You: me too You: the real estate company where I worked You: the owners are american You: and 90% of our clients were american You: people who are interested in coming to ec You: it's awesome

Stranger: i'm more of a northern person. so i'd prefer to stay above the equator Stranger: but living in another country has always appealed to me Stranger: i had some applications to work in south korea You: and whaat happened ? Stranger: i never heard back from a couple places Stranger: and the place which did get back to me didn't seem like it would be enjoyable You: haahah You: poor linus You: and what happened after that ? Stranger: i guess i just put those plans aside for a bit You: but you should totally try again Stranger: yeah, i still really want to You: yes You: i hope you get something Stranger: thanks Stranger: me too Stranger: anyway, apparently you have to go Stranger: and i should go too eventually You: yeah it's just that my laptop is so hot Stranger: forgive me if i'm wrong Stranger: but you play games, dont you? You: yess You: why = You: ? Stranger: hot laptop Stranger: i used to have a gaming laptop You: haha You: no but You: it's just that it's been on since the morning You: since i woke up You: so Stranger: oh lol You: a lot of time Stranger: gotcha You: i think it's not hot anymore You: i put the thing You: you know Stranger: not exactly haha You: [Link] You: thiissss You: haha Stranger: oh wow

You: i have this exactly this one You: erase thr 1st this Stranger: i'm back Stranger: cat was causing mayhem on my dresser You: hahah You: you have one cat ? Stranger: two Stranger: the other is snoring on my bed Stranger: also, yes, one of my cats snores You: i had a dog who snored You: like a lot You: like a person You: she was so old Stranger: haha i had no clue they did that You: yes You: 14 years old You: my dog You: :( You: i have 4 cats btw Stranger: oh wow Stranger: hows that? Stranger: i cant imagine having more than two You: i had one You: and she's a bitch You: she hooked up with the cat of the house in front of ours You: and then she had 4 but 1 died a week after Stranger: hahaha You: and now we have 4 Stranger: oh Stranger: now i feel bad about laughing You: 1 mom and 3 little babies You: hahaha You: you live alone or parents ? Stranger: its an odd mix Stranger: i crash at my friends house a lot so i have a room there Stranger: but when i'm more productive at home Stranger: so i spend a lot of time here too You: so now you're where ? Stranger: i'll pick one place or the other when i start classes again Stranger: i dont want to start renting a place yet Stranger: i dont know where i'll be going for school yet Stranger: so its best if i wait a bit Stranger: what about you? You: parents You: and sis

Stranger: any plans to move out? You: of course You: since i was 15 Stranger: haha You: but i need a job Stranger: i know what you mean You: and money You: i love my mom but she's annoying sometimes Stranger: that has to be pretty standard for parents Stranger: how do you get along with your sister? You: really good You: do you have siblings ? Stranger: yeah Stranger: a younger brother You: is he like you ? Stranger: not at all Stranger: similar sense of humor but thats about it Stranger: if you met us in public you wouldn't guess we're related You: so you're not alike physically You: ? Stranger: both blond Stranger: but thats about it You: hahah You: maybe you were adopted Stranger: haha that would be an odd conversation You: whyy Stranger: not telling me until i was in my mid 20s just seems weird Stranger: but i know i'm not adopted anyway Stranger: i already know i was an accident You: hahaha You: so common Stranger: yeah haha Stranger: you and your sister alike at all? You: a little [Link] You: she has darker skin You: i'm more white like milk or pink You: all those little photos are her btw not me Stranger: oh haha Stranger: you two don't really look alike to me You: hahah You: yesss You: you're blinnddd You: [Link]

You: look at meee haha Stranger: haha not at all :P Stranger: your faces just seem different Stranger: i can't tell its you with that mask on You: hahaha You: that's the secret You: im green lantern Stranger: uh oh Stranger: i really hope i idnd't just disconnect You: no ? You: why Stranger: okay good Stranger: my phone lost connection to my router Stranger: i wasn't sure if my laptop would too Stranger: anyway, i really should go now Stranger: do you want to keep in touch? You: do you ? Stranger: haha i asked first :P You: women go first Stranger: hmm Stranger: well played Stranger: i'd be interested in talking to you again You: me too You: haha Stranger: here's the difficult part Stranger: how would you like to? You: i have no idea Stranger: i have email, facebook, and skype Stranger: and steam, but i dont know if that's your thing :P You: only that ? Stranger: well and phone You: hahah Stranger: what do you have? You: i have all those except steam, no idea what is that Stranger: yeah dont worry about that one You: so ? Stranger: tasters choice? You: what does that mean ? You: sounds like food Stranger: haha its a brand of coffee Stranger: but also a figure of speech You: i'll google it You: i still don't get it what whatevv Stranger: haha forget i mentioned it Stranger: but pick one!

You: idkk You: pick one You: except email Stranger: so facebook or skype? You: so facebook or skype ? Stranger: i'm on skype a lot, but i'm usually in a call. i'm rarely on facebook, but i always respond to chat on mobile You: so ? You: both = Stranger: skype = perekstaaa Stranger: facebook = [Link]/pereksta Stranger: guess my last name :P You: hahaha You: pereksta ? Stranger: nailed it You: yes im the best at this Stranger: haha for sure You: so what will you do now ? Stranger: accept whichever invites you send Stranger: but i have some stuff i have to take care of first You: what = You: ? Stranger: hmm? Stranger: are you asking what i'm going to do? You: im asking what you have to take care of first Stranger: some cleaning, some shoveling, a shower Stranger: a bit of writing You: oki You: so you can go now You: you're free Stranger: cool Stranger: i'll see you around, luu You: ok, linus Stranger: bye for now You: it was nice meeting you ! Stranger: you too
Stranger has disconnected.