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Thursday, March

JAWS
Yesterday’s adventures
found some of the DC
Trip students at the at the
Smithsonian’s National
Museum of Natural
History. This is the jaw of a
mega-toothed shark. This
extinct fish’s full name is
Carcharocles megalodon,
but it’s often called
simply “megalodon” for
its giant teeth. As the
top predator of its day,
Carcharocles megalodon
devoured small baleen
whales, seals, sea
turtles, and large fishes
in shallow seas around
the globe, including the
Chesapeake Bay region.
It may have even swum
where the Museum is
now, back when much
of Washington, D.C. was
underwater. Though it
went extinct 3.6 million
years ago, this massive
shark left a lasting mark
(and lots of teeth!) in
the fossil record. The
megalodon had a
maximum bite force of
around 141,000 pounds.
This is the largest bite
force of any animal EVER!
 Virgina “Ginger” Come boogie with the Classics
Morehouse Jellum Everyone is invited to the Prairie Ridge Village for
Please join us for a gathering their “Lucky Charms” Dance this Friday, March 21st
of remembrance for our from 6 – 8p.m.
beautiful Mother. There will be live music by The Classics. Snacks and
The family would love to have goodies are being provided. All are welcome to this free
you join and share memories at event.
The Cottonwood on Saturday,
March 22nd at 7:00-9:00pm Feda Scholarship for the
Rain, Trades due in by April 15th
The Valley County Community Foundation is now
Please! accepting applications for the Feda Scholarship for the
Trades. Applications are due April 15th, 2025 and can
be found online only at [Link].
Today: A 30 percent chance of showers, mainly after
5pm. Partly sunny, with a high near 57. Breezy, with a The Feda Scholarship was established in 2007 by
west wind 9 to 14 mph increasing to 18 to 23 mph in the the Feda family to ensure Valley County residents have
afternoon. Winds could gust as high as 45 mph. access to capital to assist in furthering their education is
Tonight: A 40 percent chance of showers, mainly before the trades.
11pm. Cloudy, then gradually becoming partly cloudy, High school seniors can apply for the Feda Scholarship
with a low around 29. Breezy, with a west wind 17 to 22 for the Trades (minimum of $1,000) to help them along
mph decreasing to 10 to 15 mph after midnight. Winds with their secondary education. The applicant must be
could gust as high as 47 mph.
pursuing secondary education in the trades, including but
Friday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 56. West wind 8 to not limited to plumbing, electrical, drafting, mechanics,
13 mph, with gusts as high as 20 mph. welding, carpentry and medical technicians.
Friday Night: A 20 percent chance of rain. Mostly cloudy, For more information, please visit our website at
with a low around 33. South southwest wind 9 to 11 mph, [Link]/scholarships
with gusts as high as 18 mph.
Saturday: Rain likely, mainly after noon. Mostly cloudy, Did someone say Schmeckfest?
with a high near 51. Breezy, with a west southwest
wind 10 to 15 mph increasing to 20 to 25 mph in the
The 60th Annual Lustre Schmeckfest (German
afternoon. Winds could gust as high as 32 mph. Chance Festival of Tasting) is Friday, March 28th at the Lustre
of precipitation is 60%. Christian High School. Serving is from 5 – 7p.m. Tickets
Saturday Night: A slight chance of rain and snow before are $25 for adults, K – 8th grade $10, preschool free.
9pm, then a slight chance of snow between 9pm and Advance tickets are available at Baker’s Jewelry, Agland
midnight. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 25. Blustery, Hardware in Wolf Point, and LCHS. Come enjoy the
with a northwest wind 18 to 23 mph decreasing to 11 to German smorgasbord, live and online auction, delicious
16 mph after midnight.
bake sale and entertainment.
Sunday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 51. West Need a ride to the Schmeckfest? The Valley County
northwest wind 10 to 17 mph Transit bus will pick up passengers at the Valley County
Sunday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 30. Transit building, Nemont Manor and Prairie Ridge
West northwest wind 6 to 13 mph becoming south after Village beginning at 3:30p.m. and will return to Glasgow
midnight. Winds could gust as high as 18 mph.
following the evening’s activities. Reserve your seat by
Monday: Mostly cloudy, with a high near 61. West calling 228-TRIP (8747). The cost per passenger is only
southwest wind 6 to 16 mph. $10 & must be paid by 12 noon on Wednesday, March
Monday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 34. 26th. This is open to the public and does not include the
Northwest wind 10 to 14 mph. cost of the meal.
Tuesday: Partly sunny, with a high near 59.
Question: What do you get if you cross the
Tuesday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 31. Atlantic with the Titanic?
Wednesday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 60. Answer: About halfway.
 Celebrating 100 Years VALLEY COUNTY TRANSIT
FRIDAY, MARCH 21 • 1-5PM Happy to announce the hiring of three (3) new drivers.
Family Pack Certified Angus Beef® Boneless
Please welcome Tom, Clint & Rob to our team.
RIBEYE STEAKS ....................... $15.99 lb This also means we will be able to resume our after hour on-call rides.
MARCH 19 - 25, 2025 Prairie Fresh USA Prime Boneless EFFECTIVE SATURDAY, MARCH 22 OUR HOURS WILL BE:
LENTEN SEAFOOD SPECIALS PORK TENDERLOINS.................. $3.99 lb Sunday: 7:30 am - 9:00 pm
Firm & Mild Fillets 10 oz. Bag Prairie Fresh USA Prime Bone-In Pork
OCEAN PERCH............................$5.99 ea BOSTON BUTT ROAST ................ $2.49 lb Monday through Friday: 7:15 am - 11:00 pm
Mild & Delicate Fillets 10 oz. Bag Just Bare 22-24 oz. Select Varieties Saturday: 7:30 am - 11:00 pm
FLOUNDER ................................$4.99 ea BREADED CHICKEN................... $9.99 ea All rides on Sunday, Saturday and after 5:00 pm Monday through Friday are
Lean & Flaky Fillets 10 oz. Bag Just Bare 14 oz. pkg.
PACIFIC COD ..............................$6.99 ea CHICKEN TENDERLOINS ............ $5.99 ea still $3/person.
Premium Skinless & Boneless Portions 10 oz. Bag Willamette Valley Pork or Chicken
HALIBUT .................................. $14.99 ea BACON WRAPPED FILLETS ......... $4.99 lb ST. MARIE RIDES WILL ALSO BEGIN AGAIN AS FOLLOWS:
Naturally Lean & Tropical Fillets 10 oz. Bag Johnsonville 12 oz. Select Varieties Saturday & Sunday: 12:00 pm (noon) and 5:00 pm
MAHI MAHI ...............................$6.99 ea BREAKFAST SAUSAGE .................$2.99 ea Monday through Friday: 11:30 am, 5:15 pm and 8:00 pm
Meaty & Mild Fillets 10 oz. Bag Food Club 16 oz. Select Varieties
KETA SALMON............................$6.99 ea BACON ......................................$4.99 ea St. Marie rides are $4/person and must be reserved a minimum of ½ hour in
Mild & Tender Fillets 10 oz. Bag Food Club 16 oz. Select Varieties advance of these times.
TILAPIA .....................................$4.99 ea CHEESE .....................................$3.99 ea
Premium Ahi Steaks 10 oz. Bag Lynn Wilson’s 8 ct. Select Varieties Thank you for your patience over the past few months
TUNA STEAKS ............................$4.99 ea BURRITOS .................................$5.99 ea and for your continued support!

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or more to qualify for units. Applications available on our website at
paid vacation, and retirement. Please send a cover letter and resume,
[Link] or at our office. Our hours are 8a-4p Mon-
or any inquiries to contact@[Link].
Thurs and 8a-3p Fridays. CALL FOR DETAILS 406.228.4942
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VALLEY COUNTY REFUSE DISTRICT #1 has an opening for a part time
with caring for our amazing residents. We do offer very competitive
Operator. The position is permanent with a pay of $17.00 to $19.00/hour
wages along with shift differentials. PLEASE VISIT OUR FACILITY
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HI-LINE FORD INC in Glasgow MT is looking for a Diesel Mechanic to
printing, and waiting on customers). Balance petty cash boxes. Order
add to our crew. Diagnose faults in vehicles using diagnostic equipment to
medications as needed for clients. Perform all other duties as assigned
successfully repair or replace defective parts. Technical and mechanical
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POSITION AVAILABLE The Valley County Road Department is looking to
company paid. 5 day week-weekends off. 8-5 workday. Continued
hire a Full- Time Welder/Mechanic/Operator starting wage $18-$21/hr full
training through Ford Motor Company to keep up with the continuous
benefits package. Information and details can be obtained by either
changes in technology. Small town living with many outdoor recreational
stopping by the Road Department or calling 406-228-4233.
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HELP WANTED: Sunnyside Country Club is seeking a Bartender and
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VALLEY VIEW HOME is looking for CNAs for day shift. High paid wage
942-0261
for CNAs with long term care experience. We can train and certify anyone
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GOING OUT OF OBITUARY
BUSINESS SALE Mitch McLeery
continued… Mitchel (Mitch) Ray
McCleery, age 65, passed
MONTANA away on Sunday, February
GIFTS & TREASURES 16, 2025 at home in
Roundup, MT.
(internet business) Mitch was born December
All New Items 21, 1959, in Glasgow, MT to
Gerald F. and Susan (Ruth)
at least McCleery. Mitch grew upon
50-75% OFF the family farm outside of
Nashua, MT where he attended school and graduated
Kitchen • Household • Towels at the top of his class.
Rugs • Stuffed Animals • Candles Mitch spent a short stint at MSU before moving to
Infant to 4T Clothing • Metal Wall Art Shelby, MT where he met his first wife Janet Allen. They
10 Michael Street • Glasgow, MT married on May 7th, 1982. The newly-weds moved
(Turn on Keith Ave. by Ace’s & 8’s Casino) to Glasgow, MT and had three truly wonderful boys
together; Gary, Bryce, and Cameron. They separated
March 20th, 21st & 22nd in 1992. Mitch took his love for all things numbers
Thursday - Saturday into a lifelong career in the agricultural equipment
Hours 9 AM - 5 PM and parts industry. While in Glasgow he worked at the
John Deere and Markles Case IH dealerships. He met
his soulmate Ivy L. Arnold in 2012, they married two
years later and relocated to Roundup, MT to especially
work for Musselshell Implement where he ran the shop.
Mitch was always eager and ready to help farmers and
customers all across Montana find solutions to their
equipment repairs and needs.
OUR FINAL
Mitch loved his wife, his family and enjoyed an
number of hobbies including hunting, fishing, taking
SPRING long country drives with his boys, grilling supper,

CLEAN
playing keno, busting your chops, telling you a joke,
drinking a beer, Mitch was one of a kind, possessing
SALE such love and patience
He is survived by his wife, Ivy L. McCleery.
MARCH 21ST & 22ND His brother Dennis McCleery of Oregon. His sister
10 AM - 3 PM Lynn Jones of Texas His three sons; Gary, Bryce,
1 BLOCK WEST Cameron(Elizabeth) McCleery. His grateful step-
OF THE UNDERPASS children; Christopher (Mikayla) Hanson, Ashley
GLASGOW, MT Arnold, his absolutely perfect grandchildren; Lilly
Hanson, Blaine Brandt, Norah Hanson, Gavin and
-ALL SALES ARE FINAL
-NO DELIVERY
Braelyn McCleery, Sofia and Bradley McCleery
-NO HOLDS He was preceded in death by his parents Gerald
and Susan McCleery, and multiple family and friends.
There will be a grave side memorial service in Nashua,
MT to be announced at a later date.
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“It is a sad day when climate change is so bad that it
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Leonard
Swenson’s
80th
Birthday
Sunday, March 23
There will be a
celebration
at the VFW
from 1:00 - 3:00pm

Knights of
Columbus
FFiddd
Fiii
FFF
FRIDAY, March 21
at
St. Raphael’s Parish
5:00-6:30pm
Eat in or Take out
Adults – $18
Kids 6 - 12 – $15
Under 5 yrs. Eat FREE!
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The Legend of Little Louie
A minister concluded that his church was getting into
serious financial troubles. Coincidentally, while checking
the church storeroom, he discovered cases upon cases of
new bibles that had never been opened.
So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers
from the congregation who would be willing to sell the
bibles door-to-door for $10 each to raise the desperately
needed money for the church. Peter, Paul and Louie all
raised their hands to volunteer for the task.
The reverend knew that Peter and Paul earned their
living as salesmen and were likely capable of selling some
bibles but he had serious doubts about Louie. Louie was
just a little local farmer, who had always tended to keep
to himself because he was embarrassed by his speech church, door to door, in just one week?”
impediment. Poor little Louie stuttered very badly. But, not Louie just nodded.
wanting to discourage poor Louie, the reverend decided to “That’s impossible!” both Peter and Paul said in
let him try anyway. He sent the three of them away with the unison. “We are professional salesmen, yet you claim to
back seat of their cars stacked with bibles and asked them have sold 10 times as many bibles as we could.”
to meet with him and report the results of their door-to- “Yes, this does seem unlikely,” the reverend agreed.
door selling efforts the following Sunday, which they did. “I think you’d better explain how you managed to do
accomplish this, Louie.”
Anxious to find out how successful they were, the Louie shrugged. “I-I-I- re-re-really do-do-don’t kn-
reverend immediately asked Peter, “Well, Peter, how did kn-know f-f-for sh-sh-sure,” he stammered.
you make out selling our bibles last week?” Impatiently, Peter interrupted. “For crying out
Proudly handing the reverend an envelope, Peter loud, Louie, just tell us what you said to them when they
replied, “Pastor, using my sales prowess, I was able to sell answered the door!”
20 bibles, and here’s the 200 dollars I collected on behalf of “A-a-all I-I-I s-s-said wa-wa-was,” Louie replied,
the church.” “W-w-w-w-would y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-to b-b-b-buy
“Fine job, Peter!” The reverend said, vigorously th-th-th-this b-b-b-b-bible f-f-for t-t-ten b-b-b-bucks
shaking his hand. “You are indeed a fine salesman and the ---o-o-o-or wo-wo-would yo-you j-j-j-just l-like m-m-me
Church is indebted to you.” t-t-to st-st-stand h-h-here and r-r-r-r-r-read it t-to y-y-
Turning to Paul, he asked “And Paul, how many bibles you?”
did you manage to sell for the church last week?”
Paul, smiling and sticking out his chest, confidently
replied, “Reverend, I am a professional salesman and was
happy to give the church the benefit of my sales expertise.
Last week I sold 28 bibles on behalf of the church, and
here’s 280 dollars I collected.”
The reverend responded, “That’s absolutely splendid,
Paul. You are truly a professional salesman and the church
is also indebted to you.”
Apprehensively, the reverend turned to little Louie
and said, “And Louie, did you manage to sell any bibles last
week?” Louie silently offered the reverend a large envelope.
The reverend opened it and counted the contents. “What is
this?” the reverend exclaimed. “Louie, there’s 3,200 dollars
in here! Are you suggesting that you sold 320 bibles for the
Letter
Happyto106th!
the Buzz coming down, give me a break! How many people are
keeping the 4 “fu-fu” coffee vendors here in Glasgow
Thursday’s Thoughts open by buying a $7 cup of coffee every day? A dozen
eggs last much longer than one day (unless you own a
Keeping in mind that President Trump won restaurant, or you are at the ‘cookie lady’s house.
with a resounding majority, helped by intelligent The department of education is being handed
Democrats, what is going on in our nation is beyond back to the states. That’s where it should be. The
crazy, stupid, and ignorant. federal government should not be in total control of
Keeping in mind that currently, it’s Sorus, Pelosi, our schools. Hopefully Montana will not cave to the
Pocahontas, Schumer, Shifty, and Hilary etc. that very small percentage of woke porn that is harming
are screaming the loudest about DOGE. DOGE is our young people. The same relates to abortion. The
what President Trump won the election on. Why federal government needs to back off.
do they not want fraud uncovered? Are they under We need to understand that we are not standing
the covers? I think so. They harp on the programs with Russia. We are negotiating with Russia. If
being stopped. The fraud part of social security, President Trump sounds like a bully, so be it. How
Medicare, Medicaid and military are being line item many years have we, the Americans, been bullied by
investigated. Don’t worry about your earned benefits other nations, allowed by democrat leadership!
unless you lied on your application. Impeach is again a big topic. Not only President
If you ‘google’ it, you can find videos from back Trump, but the press secretary. Fact checkers have
in the day of Presidents saying border jumpers of heads exploding. They can’t find an untruth. Trying
illegals need to be caught and sent back. There are to impeach Elon Musk. He is a volunteer!! I do know,
videos saying government waste needs to be stopped. from personal experience, that a volunteer can be
Videos saying overseas spending needs to me fired for not giving everyone a medal. but he is at the
monitored and accounted for. The videos I saw with request of the President. Again, I encourage you to
these topics were from both Clintons, Obama, Pelosi, look at some of the Democrat senators starting net
Warren, and Schumer. Talk about a turn around. I worth, and their net worth today.
wonder if they got whiplash! Does anyone know what we can do to correct
The above-named Presidents also did many the problems? For one thing, listen to the whole
layoffs to save federal funds. O’Biden should be on statements, not just selective sections like the left
that list. newscasters are faking. You can give your thoughts
Maxine Watters has flipped her wig. She was to our Senator Tim Sheehy at:
yelling into the microphone that President Trump is [Link]
trying to start a civil war. She and Pocahontas are share-your-opinion/
the ones calling for that. They better be careful about You probably will not get a personal response,
committing treason. The Democrats that were silent but it will be relayed to him.
until the box was marked will probably be on the There are so many more issues. The Democrats
right side not the left. and the rhinos need to be stopped or be Rosie
What is with the foul language? I know that Odonnel’d!
many young people use the ‘f ’ bomb as part of their ~ Shirley Siefert
everyday language like I used to say ‘o sh--’. Are
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