T Murph

These new kids be D I R T Y yall 😩😂

Child this ain’t nothing new!!!

Oh so son It’s cool when you do it HUH? But when I try you want to change😂🤣 #dad #mom #parentsbelike #tmurph #fyp

My son hit that voice change and now EVERYTHING he says sound like he trying to check me 😩🤣 #dadlife #momlife #parentstruggles

These kids be cussing like sailors 😳 I had to double take when I walked past a group of them😮‍💨! #tmurph #parentsbelike #relatable #fyp #raisinggenz #momlife

How many dryer sheets are yall using? I didn’t even know they had directions 😩🤣 #dryersheets #laundry #dirtyclothes #laundryday #tmurph

The Original Door Snatcher😩🤣 Real Parents Snatch Doors! Now slam that sheet 🤷🏾‍♂️🤣 #momlife #dadlife #parenting #dadsbelike #tmurph

Costco be like….find it if you can🤣I know where it was the last time but we wanted to challenge you😂 #tmurph #costco #costcofinds #shopping #bulkshopping

T. Murph 🎤 These kids have ZERO childhood skills🤦🏾‍♂️😮‍💨 Join my email list link in bio or iamtmurph.com #standupcomedy #standup #tmurph #comedian

T. Murph🎤OMG they took his Purse 👜 😂 #standupcomedy #comedian #standupcomic #comedy #tmurph

Meet my sons ❤️ I don’t post them much… but this is who I do all this for. Before the jokes and the tours, I’m just Dad. (And I’m still undefeated in bowling

Enjoy the breeze son🤣💨Privacy is a privilege, not a right. #parenting #dadlife #oldschoolparenting #momlife #

I swear this is how these kids leave out for school in the winter! Don’t cancel another class 😂😂😂😂 #tmurph #chicago #momlife #dadlife #snowday

When the car behind keeps making all the SAME TURNS YOU MAKE👀😩 #stalker #svu #fyp #question #adultlife

My kids are thriving and I’m low key JEALOUS about it. They need some STRUGGLE😂😂😂 #mom #dad #tmurph #parentlife #momlife

Gen Z and Gen Alpha are CONFUSED! 🤣 Subscribe to my Email list LINK ON BIO! #dadlife #momlife #parenting #fyp #comedy

Parents used to be your first bullies 🤣 #momsofinstagram #dadlife #80sbaby #millennial #momlife

Rent is outta control 😩😂 what kind of apartment do they think this is?! #tmurph #parentsbelike #relatable #funnyparents #adulting”

I can’t stand when my friends make NEW friends and try to bring the into our friend group. No I’m good 🤷🏾‍♂️🤣 #adulting #friendgroups #friendship #relatable

S/o the TROLLS! When you’re such a “bad dad” your kids make you learn TikTok dances with them 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣 Guess I’m being punished with choreography now. Parents

What kind of bullies are these? 😒 #mom #dad #parenting

I didn’t argue. I didn’t raise my voice. I just matched the energy 🤷🏾‍♂️ Now suddenly everybody uncomfortable. Houston parents come get this therapy session

Oh so son It’s cool when you do it HUH? But when I try you want to change😂🤣 #dad #mom #parentsbelike #tmurph #fyp

Parents know the feeling when all you can do is stare… 😤😂 #tmurph #parentlife #funnyparents #raisingkids #genz

If I bought it, will take it back😤🤣 #parentlife #momlife #dadlife #parentinghumor #sketch

How are teenage boys pulling girlfriends while smelling like pure GOAT?? 😩🐐 #momlife #raisingboys #teenagers #millennialparents #dadlife

I don’t know what it is about that little voice change… but everything start sounding disrespectful 😭 Am I the only one dealing with this? #parentlife #raisin

I don't know about you but we fight as a family over here🤷🏾‍♂️😂 #momlife #dadlife #realdads #momsofig #FYP

Imagine being confused that you have to go to school… after going for 180 days straight 😒🤣 #parentlife #millennialparents #raisingkids #dadlife #momlife

T. Murph 🎤 Everybody want a moment on stage until they can’t even remember basic facts about their own kids 🤦🏾‍♂️😂 #standupcomedy #standup #comedian #tmurp

Houston… explain the first floor of this mall💵💰😩🤣 this out of my price range! Anyway see yall tonight at @improvhouston 👀 Limited tables available! #Houst