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𝐁𝐓𝐒 𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄 𝐓𝐖𝐎 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒: 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐑, 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐃𝐄𝐂𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐈. 💋🐍✨
For two years, Kim Seokjin, Min Yoongi, and Kim Taehyung have been suffering from the same problem:
Alkaid "Kai" Sinclair.
BLACKPINK's maknae.
Producer menace.
Sunshine with a hidden law degree and the face of a woman who could ruin your life beautifully.
Yoongi notices her first and calls it "professional interest."
Taehyung hears one British accent slip and starts losing the will to act normal.
Jin watches her politely destroy a rude man and falls in love through respect, which is somehow worse.
Then the three idiots realize they all like the same girl.
And because none of them were blessed with shame, they go:
"So... we share?"
Before a confession.
Before a proper conversation.
Before even a real hello.
Just three grown men dividing a crush like backyard shovels.
Meanwhile, Kai is warm, funny, terrifyingly competent, and absolutely not helping.
Namjoon makes everything worse by being her actual friend and creative partner, which looks illegal on camera.
Jungkook makes everything worse by calling her Kaikai and getting special treatment for free.
Hoseok and Jimin watch the entire disaster unfold like it's their favorite weekly show.
BLACKPINK notices everything.
The industry notices everything.
Kai definitely notices everything.
Gong Yoo father of the year does not.
Which is great.
For comedy.
Terrible for self-control.
This is a poly why-choose romcom about three BTS idiots, one dangerously charming girl, and the world's least dignified pre-relationship agreement. 😌🔥
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