Tinfoilchef Stories

(Cover by the poster: https://www.reddit.com/r/HermitCraft/comments/e344uk/youre_my_cup_of_tea_xisuma_fanart/ ) Xisuma has worn his gas helmet for as long as the other hermits can ever remember. Behind that helmet, X pretends to be cool and confident, when on the inside, he's down in the deep. One day, he and False have a small accident in an experiment. (As in, ACTUALLY really small) The hermits are surprised by what they see. Iskall wants to know why he's hid his face. Stress wants to ease his pain. False? False is another story that'll get mentioned anyway. Hell yeah. My first ship related thing.

Twenty-four strangers, all hiding from the magic inside that leaves them broken and alone, stumble upon each other, leading to them finding out that, despite what they may think, the world needs them after all. What are the chances? I have no idea. Very low I presume. But fate doesn't care about the chances of something happening. It does what it wants. I guess that is why it is called fate. ~~ I'm so excited about this book! It's going to be very different from what I've written before, so it may crash and burn in a fiery explosion or it may be amaze-zah-zing. Who knows. There will be no ships in this, but you are free to view some of the relationships as romantic if you want! I don't care either way :D I do not own the Hermits. (obviously) I'm writing this for fun and for practice Ready? LEZ GO!!

in this story may contain Carnage, deaths, foul language and other things hermitcraft quest: journey for the fusion stars aka (hqjftfg) is a fan based hermitcraft au slightly inspired by a concept for a species design that has stars embedded in their chests and demise (hence the grey skin n stuff but with my own twist) this is only a description this isn't even full details that takes place in Prof docs lab (he's the lead scientist of the server ) working and running tests on a mysterious rock that fell from the skies that possessed a glimmering black ish red color and starts running tests and watching grian whom his lab assistant who himself was horsing around with some rocks he had found one calling it a fallen star it was a rather dirty brown color and not quite clean But all things confusing come with a bad twist when the server seems to collapse by a rather evil greyscale??? Force starts taking over the hermits bodies and wreaking havoc amongst the hermitcraft server will the hermits be able to stop this or perish trying what will happen next on this quest for the stars of fusion ( this description is kinda rubbish 😅)

It finally happened - After three weeks of binge watching hermitcraft season 6 from Mumbo and Grain and know Tango(half way atm) I finally broke. - Welcome One and Welcome All To Hermitcraft Season 6 One Shots - Dis book will contain -Ships -NSFW -Fluff -X Readers -AU's -and my lil rants XP -/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/- Started on-July 24 2019 at 12:19 am Finished-???

(Cover by someone else who's not me- and I have no clue who they are) (Also, I MIGHT create a new personality for the hermits, since I have trouble with already existing ones for some reason.) (Very mild scenes and language.) A freak storm. Injuries. It was something the hermits have never seen before. Perhaps a block hit them out of the blue- maybe they fell. All they know is that they got hurt, and blacked out for more than a minute. When they woke up, they recieved strange new abilities. Superpowers. On their wrists, there is a strange engraved symbol on their skin. What could this mean? Are the powers a blessing or a curse? Does this have anything to do with the 'spirits'? (Another Note: Say whaaaat? #1 out of all those hermitcraft?? Wow. Also, I upload 2 chapters or more a day.)

The virus, Purple Spreading Virus, PSV-7 Symptoms: •Contorted vocals •Slow reaction to everything •Becomes aggressive without a reason •Slowly makes eyes glow purple after a few weeks of getting infected •Slowly corrupts your skin and glitches, defects you out ~°~°~°~°~°~°~°~ This story is a Virus AU of Hermitcraft Season 7! I would highly recommend watching anyone that's uploading Hermitcraft episodes since it's all so good! The title of this book is suggested to me by Bean on Discord and I stuck with it! This is all work of fanfiction and will only be using the Hermits' Minecraft personas! I hope you all enjoy! (Cover of the book made by me.)

Just some random stories based on Hermitcraft. As stupid as possible. (no shipping, no serious plots, maybe swearing, absolutely me losing my marbles.)

Stories and story ideas. Like my ideas? Feel free to use them, but credit me and tag me in them so I can see!

Grian can't help but notice that Doc has been very secretive about his project lately, and it's really bothering Ren. And, now that he thinks about it, Scar's been rather absent as well. With tensions on the server running high, can Grian investigate without all heck breaking loose? Be ready for drama, mystery, and danger (with a happy ending). [No longer posting here, moved to Ao3]

The crown of a king is hard to bare. But Xisuma knows what its like, he's been king for over 9 years after all. when he gets news that an assassin guild has been running rampant in his kingdom, harming his subjects, he knows he must put an end to this. But how...? There are no intended ships in this fanfic/book thing, mainly friendship. This fanfic/book will have angst and quite a few triggers (TWs will be posted at the beginning of each chapter). If there are any spelling errors feel free to speak up and tell me! Like said above, there will most likely be slow uploads (haha still in school rip + the fact that my editor friend is kinda slow /lh ily cocoa) EDIT: THIS IS ON HIATUS Big shoutout to @CreamedCocoa on YouTube for helping me with the editing! Go check them out (imo severely underrated and needs more love) Anyways enjoy, and I hope you have a wonderful day/night!

It's just the title loll

It's exactly as the title suggests, I also do not own the cover art.

This is a superhero/fantasy-themed Hermitcraft book that I'm collaborating with @CharoletteBuurn on.

~~~~~~~ Xisuma was an admin appointed by the Watchers. He is stuck under their control, and he hates every second of it. He's forced to let the watchers look through his eyes, use him like a puppet. But when a new watcher appears, Xisuma may have a chance to escape their control, to free the server from their grip. But he's going to have to make a choice. Save Grian, the new watcher, Or save himself. ~~~~~~~ An original watcher au, created by thathermitweirdo I'm posting this on A03 as well!

i need somewhere to keep all this no shipping srry lots of au content probably maybe if thats what ur into ig art on the cover's mine, and any art featured here will probably be mine unless stated otherwise. taanks

Evil Xisuma is back and no one know how. He starts to cause chao across the entire of the Hermitcraft server ending in a war. What will happen to Grian during all of this Disclaimer I started writing this before TinFoilChef sadly passed so I felt it was right to keep him in for a little in the begining began : January 15 2023 discontinued : March 1 2024

Basically any ships except for Grumbo (obviously, since you can read that on my other book if you'd like)